Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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