hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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