wakey wakey hands off snakey
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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