let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He shit in the fireplace
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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