Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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