nut hugger
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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