You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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