i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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