mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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