come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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