I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
