i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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