There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Naked Twister starts at high noon
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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