Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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