Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I love you.
Bad choice
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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