belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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