why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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