I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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