New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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