On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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