He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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