Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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