Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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