u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
We’re leaving where are you
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