He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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