you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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