i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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