just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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