Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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