In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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