Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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