And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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