so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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