She is in my trunk
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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