Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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