I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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