i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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