I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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