evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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