I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
