I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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