drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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