Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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