im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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