He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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