You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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