i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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