This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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