i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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