All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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