Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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